Allow me to elaborate? People of the female sex are basically stupid when it comes to relationships. Believe me, it’s not just the guys. I mean, we expect everything out of these douchebags and when we get nothing, we don’t even blame ourselves. It’s like, all their fault and seriously, it’s not.
I mean, I tell it like it is to everyone and I’m like, whatever chicks, just shut up and think for half a millisecond. I’m not gonna lie, I’ve done some pretty stupid stuff to guys. Hah, Taylor, dude… that was mean. I know you’ll read this eventually :D And yeah, Taylor’s a great guy. I’m the one who shitted it up, you know? That’s a long story and I think he’d explain it better. (REBLOG me, Taylor).
Heh. That’s all I have right now. If I feel like it later, maybe I’ll add on.
going to the movies?
Well, sure. I’ll tell the story :D
Anyway, we met at the laser tag place up in Oklahoma, and we hit it off. I mean, I guess making out at the laser tag place is hitting it off, right? Haha, anyway. There was a lot of shit going on and she (Marisa) crashed at my pad for like 3 or 4 days. Explicit details kindly omitted. We became friends, at least, and to tell the truth I kind of fell in love with her a little bit, but she wasn’t feeling it, I think. I decided to give her my class ring and she was like, hell no.
You could call it messing with my head D:
We’re still buds though, and it’s a pretty happy ending for all involved. I rebounded with a chick from my office and she dumped me, but everyone involved in the first encounter survived and thrived. SAMUEL! We’re good.
Peace :)
I reblogged for the sake of the story. Nothing to add. Except Sam can’t move or I’ll kick his freaking ass to the curb. And sweetie, I mean it D:<
HEY! I can read this, you flogging bitch :D I’m not moving, anyway. Ta very much. I think that I got a bit homesick for half a second, but I’m cured by your vision of loveliness. Are we best mates again? Hey, tell Bill we’ll duel someday.
Duel for what, dork? And I thank you for calling me lovely :D eternally. Because, hey! I totally am…
Lol. You are so full of it, Marisa. I mean, look at you, hoe! All these guys you’ve been with, you’d think that one of them would end up hating you. I wonder… One of them’s going to kill you someday
You’re mean! Just because you’ve only had one boyfriend all your life :D never mind that. Haha, thanks for warning me. I won’t drink anything they give me. Holy shit, date rape=baddddd.
Haha, that is SO not going to happen, love. No one even knows what that shit is.
Allow me to elaborate? People of the female sex are basically stupid when it comes to relationships. Believe me, it’s not just the guys. I mean, we expect everything out of these douchebags and when we get nothing, we don’t even blame ourselves. It’s like, all their fault and seriously, it’s not.
I mean, I tell it like it is to everyone and I’m like, whatever chicks, just shut up and think for half a millisecond. I’m not gonna lie, I’ve done some pretty stupid stuff to guys. Hah, Taylor, dude… that was mean. I know you’ll read this eventually :D And yeah, Taylor’s a great guy. I’m the one who shitted it up, you know? That’s a long story and I think he’d explain it better. (REBLOG me, Taylor).
Heh. That’s all I have right now. If I feel like it later, maybe I’ll add on.
going to the movies?
Well, sure. I’ll tell the story :D
Anyway, we met at the laser tag place up in Oklahoma, and we hit it off. I mean, I guess making out at the laser tag place is hitting it off, right? Haha, anyway. There was a lot of shit going on and she (Marisa) crashed at my pad for like 3 or 4 days. Explicit details kindly omitted. We became friends, at least, and to tell the truth I kind of fell in love with her a little bit, but she wasn’t feeling it, I think. I decided to give her my class ring and she was like, hell no.
You could call it messing with my head D:
We’re still buds though, and it’s a pretty happy ending for all involved. I rebounded with a chick from my office and she dumped me, but everyone involved in the first encounter survived and thrived. SAMUEL! We’re good.
Peace :)
I reblogged for the sake of the story. Nothing to add. Except Sam can’t move or I’ll kick his freaking ass to the curb. And sweetie, I mean it D:<
HEY! I can read this, you flogging bitch :D I’m not moving, anyway. Ta very much. I think that I got a bit homesick for half a second, but I’m cured by your vision of loveliness. Are we best mates again? Hey, tell Bill we’ll duel someday.
I’ve been thinking about moving closer to my home. Should I, or is this a bad idea?
I finally got rid of my sister by obnoxiously chewing my gum. Yeah, it was bitchy, but I don’t like her messing around near me when I’m obviously doing something important :D Just kidding, but she was being mean to me-calling me stupid and shit like that. I don’t know why, I didn’t do anything to her.
Well, I’m pretty excited because I found where those five extra pounds went. I realized, finally, that my jeans were a bit tight and I looked in the mirror and my butt was sticking way more out than usual. I was like, holy crap. My whole life, my mom and my sister teased me for having at super flat butt, but now…haha. Joke’s on them.
Anyway, we finally finished the front yard. We found a mouse-gag me-and my mom slapped it with a rake, which, yes, made me sad, but it almost jumped on me! D: no, no.
Check out some Plushgun :DDD (Just Impolite)
You didn’t have a flat butt when I met you :O
details later… are you hooked?wait, what’s the fucking story?
mmmph. My bad.
Well, we didn’t finish mowing the lawn-surprise, surprise. Anyway, I stepped in an ant pile and two ants bit me in the same exact spot so I got an ant bite twice as huge as the first one. Hurts like hell.
awh, my dear. that sounds horrendous. either way-you made a funny pun. Fire ant, right?
yes sweetie, and I feel awesome about that. Thanks for pointing it out. Call me?
‘course. I’m a gentleman :D
details later… are you hooked?wait, what’s the fucking story?
mmmph. My bad.
Well, we didn’t finish mowing the lawn-surprise, surprise. Anyway, I stepped in an ant pile and two ants bit me in the same exact spot so I got an ant bite twice as huge as the first one. Hurts like hell.
awh, my dear. that sounds horrendous. either way-you made a funny pun. Fire ant, right?
details later… are you hooked?
wait, what’s the fucking story?
Okay, the main reason I’m posting this, is because I’m bored and that’s about it. Also, I’m pretending to do something important, so this helps a little bit. I can tell my mom that I’m busy writing at least. She says I type super loud, so maybe she thinks I’m working myself into a fever, yes? I hope so, or something like that. Anyway, I can’t find my keys and I’m stuck outside, which isn’t that bad except there are bugs and it smells like wet grass because we just watered. My dog is being a whiny meanie too.
Some embarrassing stuff about me:
My teacher told me that I sounded really smart on paper, but when he listened to me talk to my friend in class, he thought I was a dumb twin sister or something. I’m like, thanks a lot, jerk. I got over it and then I almost stuck glue on his chair. Ah, to be a freshman again. So, apparently I sound smart when I write stuff (you can be the judge of that, haha) and I sound stupid when I actually talk. All this time, I thought I sounded like Einstein. Asshole.
I ate dirt in 5th grade, because I wanted to-not on a dare or anything. It was pretty crunchy. Maybe that’s why I have a good immune system. That, and a myriad of other things, I suppose.
When I was in first grade, I got scared of Bloody Mary-she looked strangely like my mom, but never mind that. I was scared out of my mind and nothing could disuade me from breaking that mirror. I hear it’s seven years of bad luck, but enh. I’m lucky all the time… if you know me, you’d get that, and if not… Bah. Oh well, I’m sorry.
My favorite superhero was Robin until I realized he was just a sidekick… that was, uhm, only four years ago. Do the math.
My favorite book was Where the Wild Things Are until i turned 13. I’ve read countless books, yes, but still, that book remains one of the most interesting and delightful stories close to my heart.
I like the Disney show, Sonny With a Chance.
I don’t know how to play golf, but I still try every so often and the guy got mad at me because I produce a lot of divots (spelling?). He banned me for a week. I cried.
Other stuff about me:
My favorite song at the moment is You Get Yours because I’m listening to it right now and I reallyyyyy like it.
My favorite color is grey because there’s two ways to spell it and Angela from the Office likes it.
I have 5 years worth of Time magazine in my closet and I also have every issue of Juxtapoz in drawer in my room.
awh. you’re absolutely adorable.
(via marisadawnisdabomb)
oh my gosh! me too! we must be like twins… :D
(via blogsecret)
this one cracked me up… for no reason, whatsoever.
you wish, my skanky friend :0
your likes mean absolutely nothing to me anymore.
hur. hur. hur. biznatch
hun. what does that even mean? “biznatch” hahahah