Okay, the main reason I’m posting this, is because I’m bored and that’s about it. Also, I’m pretending to do something important, so this helps a little bit. I can tell my mom that I’m busy writing at least. She says I type super loud, so maybe she thinks I’m working myself into a fever, yes? I hope so, or something like that. Anyway, I can’t find my keys and I’m stuck outside, which isn’t that bad except there are bugs and it smells like wet grass because we just watered. My dog is being a whiny meanie too.
Some embarrassing stuff about me:
My teacher told me that I sounded really smart on paper, but when he listened to me talk to my friend in class, he thought I was a dumb twin sister or something. I’m like, thanks a lot, jerk. I got over it and then I almost stuck glue on his chair. Ah, to be a freshman again. So, apparently I sound smart when I write stuff (you can be the judge of that, haha) and I sound stupid when I actually talk. All this time, I thought I sounded like Einstein. Asshole.
I ate dirt in 5th grade, because I wanted to-not on a dare or anything. It was pretty crunchy. Maybe that’s why I have a good immune system. That, and a myriad of other things, I suppose.
When I was in first grade, I got scared of Bloody Mary-she looked strangely like my mom, but never mind that. I was scared out of my mind and nothing could disuade me from breaking that mirror. I hear it’s seven years of bad luck, but enh. I’m lucky all the time… if you know me, you’d get that, and if not… Bah. Oh well, I’m sorry.
My favorite superhero was Robin until I realized he was just a sidekick… that was, uhm, only four years ago. Do the math.
My favorite book was Where the Wild Things Are until i turned 13. I’ve read countless books, yes, but still, that book remains one of the most interesting and delightful stories close to my heart.
I like the Disney show, Sonny With a Chance.
I don’t know how to play golf, but I still try every so often and the guy got mad at me because I produce a lot of divots (spelling?). He banned me for a week. I cried.
Other stuff about me:
My favorite song at the moment is You Get Yours because I’m listening to it right now and I reallyyyyy like it.
My favorite color is grey because there’s two ways to spell it and Angela from the Office likes it.
I have 5 years worth of Time magazine in my closet and I also have every issue of Juxtapoz in drawer in my room.
awh. you’re absolutely adorable.
