ant bite the size of your thumb.
details later… are you hooked?wait, what’s the fucking story?
mmmph. My bad.
Well, we didn’t finish mowing the lawn-surprise, surprise. Anyway, I stepped in an ant pile and two ants bit me in the same exact spot so I got an ant bite twice as huge as the first one. Hurts like hell.
awh, my dear. that sounds horrendous. either way-you made a funny pun. Fire ant, right?
yes sweetie, and I feel awesome about that. Thanks for pointing it out. Call me?
‘course. I’m a gentleman :D
